Karaoké Without Me Eminem

Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside

'Round the outside

'Round the outside

Tic tic woah

Ticka ticka tic tic woah

Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside

'Round the outside

'Round the outside

Tic tic woah

Puh ticka ticka tic tic woah

Wooh

Guess who's back

Back again

Shady's back

Tell a friend

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Guess who's back

Nah nah nah mmh nah mmh nah

Mmh nah mmh nah

Mmh nah mmh nah mmh

Nah nah nah mmh nah mmh nah

Mmh nah mmh nah mmh

I've created a monster 'cos nobody wants

To see Marshall no more

They want Shady

I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Shady this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

By the doctor when I'm not cooperatin'

When I'm rockin' the table while he's operatin'

You waited this long to stop debatin' 'cos I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulatin'

I know that you got a job

Miss Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicatin'

So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down on MTV but it feels so empty without me so

Come on and dip bum on your lips

Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits

And get ready 'cos this shit's about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits

Fuck you Debbie

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me

'Cos we need a little controversy

'Cos it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me

'Cos we need a little controversy

'Cos it feels so empty without me

Little hellions

Kids feelin' rebellious

Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless 'till someone comes along on a mission and yells Bitch

A visionary

Vision is scary

Could start a revolution

Pollutin' the air waves

A rebel

So just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass

And it's a disaster

Such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me

Well I'm back

Dah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

Fshht

Fix your bent antenna

Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in and up under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter

I'm interesting

The best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kids ears and nesting

Kshh testing

Attention please

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten cents

My two cents is free

A nuisance, who sent

You sent for me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me

'Cos we need a little controversy

'Cos it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me

'Cos we need a little controversy

'Cos it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it

I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin' this shit, that shit

Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked worse than them little

Limp Bizkit bastards

And Moby you can get stomped by Obie

You thirty-six year old bald headed fag blow me

You don't know me

You're too old

Let go, it's over

Nobody listens to techno

Now let's go

Just give me the signal

I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I've been dope

Suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm disgustin' but it's just me I'm just obscene

And though I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

To do Black Music so selfishly and use it to get myself wealthy

There's a concept that works

Twenty million other white rappers emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea it'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me

'Cos we need a little controversy

'Cos it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me

'Cos we need a little controversy

'Cos it feels so empty without me

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Kids