Karaoké Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking Epic Rap Battles of History (Nice Peter & Zach Sherwin)

Epic Rap Battles of History

Albert Einstein versus Stephen Hawking

When I apply my battle theory minds are relatively blown

So take a seat Steve, oop

I see you brought your own

What's with your voice

I can't frickin' tell

You sound like WALL-E havin' sex with a Speak & Spell

I'll school you anywhere

MIT to Oxford

All your fans will be like

Um that was Hawk'ward

I'm as dope as two rappers

You better be scared 'cos that means Albert E equals MC squared

You've got no idea

What you're messin' with here boy

I've got twelve inch rims on my chair

That's how I roll y'all

You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll

I'll be stretchin' out the rhyme like gravity stretches time

When you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind

I'm the best

I'm the Snoop Dogg of Science

I'll be droppin' mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants

I'm the giant whose shoulders you'd have stood on if you could stand

I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand

You can't destroy matter or me

For serious

Rippin' holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was

There are ten-million-million million-million-million-million

Million-million-million particles in the universe that we can observe

Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd

You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you're makin'

I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan

And while it's true that my work is based on you

I'm a super-computer

You're like a TI-Eighty-Two ooh

Who won

Who's next

You decide

Epic Rap

Battles of History