Karaoké Suffering Epic: The Musical

Don't you miss me

More than you know

Then jump in the water and kiss me

Penelope I've told you this before

You know I'm afraid of the water

I'll make sure that you are safe and sound

Come play with me and our daughter and let's watch our love leave the ground

Oh I would but I'd be suffering trying to float the whole time

I would take the suffering from you

Ooh as good as it sounds right here I'm just fine

I can take the suffering from you

You know that I prefer my feet on the ground

I will take the suffering from you

Fine but only if you answer a question or two

Of course

Okay so let's say

I was on the run or hiding from I don't know Poseidon

And let's say he blocked the way home with giant waves and giant storms

Oh no

How am I to evade him

How am I to get home

Which route should I take

Where am I supposed to go

He will chase you high and low so find a place he'd never go

The one way you'll get home is sailing where he's scared to roam oh

It's through the lair of Scylla

No

This is your only way home

The lair of Scylla

Well you asked

But Scylla has a cost and now you know

Now jump in the water

Penelope why

You know I'm too shy and terrified

I would take the suffering from you

Ooh for you I would die but can't you let me stay dry

I can take the suffering from you

Ooh you should come onto the ship

We'll jump at the same time

I will take the suffering from you

Ah the things I do for you