Karaoké Before She Does Eric Church

I believe that gas is too damn high

Ain't nothin' more American than Mama's apple pie

I believe in love

I believe in peace

But I don't believe we'll ever see it in that Middle East

I believe the Bible is cold, hard fact

And I believe that Jesus is comin' back before she does

I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest

The taxman and the Devil share the same address

I believe Don't start if you're gonna quit

I believe in

Keep your mouth shut and carry a big stick

I believe dogs are better than cats

And I believe that Jesus is comin' back before she does

There's absolutely positively no doubt in my mind

That OJ did it

Lee Harvey didn't and she's really gone this time

I believe that cold cold beer tastes better on a bar stool than it does anywhere

I believe hard work really makes the man but everyone should wet a line every now and then

I believe it's best to pay in cash

And I believe that Jesus is comin' back before she does

There's absolutely positively no doubt in my mind

That OJ did it

Lee Harvey didn't and she's really gone this time

Yeah I believe she was a real good thing

Can you believe I let a girl like her get away

I believe she meant it the night she packed

And said Jesus is comin' back before she does

Before she does

Before she does