Karaoké Fuck Christmas (live) Eric Idle

Fuck Christmas it's a waste of fucking time

Fuck Santa he's just out to get your dime

Fuck holly and fuck ivy

And fuck all that mistletoe

White-bearded big fat bastards

Ringing bells where ever you go

And bloated men in shopping malls all going Ho-Ho-Ho

It's fucking Christmas time again

Fuck Christmas it's a fucking Disney show

Fuck reindeer and all that fucking snow

Fuck carols and fuck Rudolph and his stupid fucking nose

Fucking sleigh bells tinkling everywhere you fucking goes

Fuck stockings and fuck shopping it just drives us all insane

Go tell the elves to fuck themselves

It's Christmas time again