Karaoké Everybody's Talking About Jamie Everybody's Talking About Jamie (musical)

You should have seen it

You should have been there

You won't believe the shit we saw that went down in there

The men were women

The girls were fellas

They did a rain dance wearing nothing but umbrellas

There was a lady

She had a sister

But it was kinda weird the way the lady kissed her

There were a woman whose name was Norman

And the frilly knickers

That was just the doorman

Pass it on

Pass it on

There was a doorman whose name was Norman

And then the doorman kissed

She's a Mormon

I heard there's dungeons his sister inside the cellars

Where they rain down pain and spank you with umbrellas

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout

J-J-Jamie

J-J-Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress who was born to impress who was born to impress

Everybody's talking 'bout

Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore the things that he wore

Everybody's listening

Everybody's listening 'cos we need to know more 'cos we need to know more

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig 'cos he's gonna be big 'cos he's gonna be big

Everybody's talking 'bout

Everybody's talking 'bout

Jay-ay-ay-amie

Jay-ay-ay-amie

And there was music and there was dancing

And all the drag queens had to lip-sync 'cos they can't sing

Pass it on

And there was smoking

Pass it on

And there were boozing

And there were boys who looked like girls which was confusing

Pass it on

So what's a lip-sync

Pass it on

Is that like kissing

Yeah he kissed a girl whose girly parts were missing

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout

J-J-Jamie

J-J-Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy on the stage

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy on the stage who broke out of his cage who broke out of his cage

Everybody's talking 'bout

Everybody's talking 'bout the switch and the lips the switch and the lips

Everybody's talking 'bout

Everybody's talking 'bout the tits and the hips the tits and the hips

Everybody's talking 'bout the crazy kid

Everybody's talking 'bout the crazy kid and all the things that he did and all the things that he did

Everybody's talking 'bout

Everybody's talking 'bout

Jay-ay-ay-amie

Jay-ay-ay-amie

He had one gogo boy

Five gogo boys

Ten gogo boys in kilts

He had one dancing girl

Five dancing girls

Ten dancing girls on stilts

He had one backing singer

Five backing singers

He had one backing singer

Five backing singers

Ten backing singers plus choir

Ten backing singers plus choir

He did one somersault

Five somersaults

He did one somersault

Five somersaults

Ten somersaults on fire

Ten somersaults on fire

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout

J-J-Jamie

J-J-Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout the buzz from the crowd

Everybody's talking 'bout the buzz from the crowd and the boy who was proud and the boy who was proud

Everybody's talking 'bout

Everybody's talking 'bout

Jay-ay-ay-amie

Jay-ay-ay-amie

And there were cocktails

And there were mocktails

She wore a scaly skirt she said was made of croc tails

And there were feathers

And there were leathers

And there were rubber gear she said were for all weathers

And there were thigh boots

And there were high boots

And there were girl boots that you wear if you're a guy boots

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie

Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress who was born to express

Everybody's talking and

Everybody's talking and they're talking about they're talking about

The eyes and the thighs

The eyes and the thighs and the puh-puh-puh-pout and the puh-puh-puh-pout

Everybody's talking and there ain't no doubt

Everybody's talking and there ain't no doubt who we're dying to see who we're dying to see

Everybody's talking 'bout

Everybody's talking 'bout

Jay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-amie

Jay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-amie