Karaoké Dearly Beloved Faith Hill

All right here we go

Good morning dearly beloved we are gathered here today

To watch two people we know make a big mistake

They'll stand up at the altar and solemnly swear I do

They'll be together forever till they find somebody new

Her daddy's in the front row muttering oh no here we go again

They had a couple dates now she's three months late

And it's twenty bucks a plate I spent

Oh good morning dearly beloved

I'd like to welcome ya'll

To see the side effects of sex and alcohol

Please bow your heads and join me in a prayer for these two

Who'll be together forever till they find somebody new aw right

The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse as he's putting the ring on her

He's checkin' out the bridesmaids

Thinkin' that he might take the maid of honor's honor

Oh welcome dearly beloved we are here this afternoon

To throw rice as these two drive down the road to ruin

With cans tied to the bumper and a draggin' muffler too

They'll be together forever till they find somebody new

So raise your glass and join me here's to the bride and groom

They'll be together forever till they find somebody new

Ya'll come back ya hear now hmm thanks Dad