Karaoké Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet Fall Out Boy

Mister Sandman showing his beam

When he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen

Surfed-out brain waves flick back and forth

Like old headlights sniffing model glue again

Head like a steel trap

Wish I didn't, I didn't

I didn't, I didn't, I didn't

I didn't, I didn't, I don't

Just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness

And does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your wedding band

Does he know the way

Does he know the way of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night

But I will never end up like him

Behind my back I already am

I will never end up like him

Behind my back I already am

Keep a calendar

This way you will always know

The last time you came through

Oh darlin' I know what you're goin' through

The last time you came through

Oh darlin', oh darlin'

Oh darlin'

Aww tempest in a teacup

Get unique

Peroxide princess

Shine like shark teeth

It's a sign

It's a sign

It's a sign

It's a sign

It's a sign

What if you peaked early

And does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your wedding band

Does he know the way

Does he know the way of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night

Hey

Does he

Does he know the way I worship our love

And does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your wedding band

But I will never end up like him

Behind my back I already am

But I will never end up like him

Behind my back I already am

Keep a calendar

This way you will always know

The last time you came through

Oh darlin' I know what you're goin' through

The last time you came through

Oh darlin', oh darlin'

Oh darlin'

Oh and does your husband know

Does your husband know

Does your husband know

Ho oh ho ooh woah ho oh oh

Does he know

Does he know, does he know

Ooh woah oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

But I, I will never end up like him

Behind my back, I already am

Keep a calendar

This way you will always know

Oh the last time you came through

Oh darlin' I know what you're goin' through, the

The last time you came through

Oh darlin' I know what you're goin' through

Oh hmm mmh hmm