Karaoké A Bag of Weed Family Guy

Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would

When I tell you every person needs a way of feelin' good

Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick

But all you need is a bag of weed

But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick to really get a kick

One two three four

One two three four

Five six seven eight

Five six seven eight

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh everything is better

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh everything is better with a bag o' weed with a bag o' weed

It's the only help that you'll ever need

It's the only help that you'll ever need because everything is better with a bag o' weed because everything is better with a bag o' weed

There you go

You're all gettin' it now

When Texas people wanna feel good

They go assault a queer

When stupid people need a thrill

They rent The Rocketeer

When Michael Jackson needs a rush

He humps a guy like me

But all we need is a bag o' weed

Right

But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free

One two three ho to keep us worry free

One two three ho

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh everything is better

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh everything is better with a bag o' weed with a bag o' weed

No you don't need meth and you don't need speed

No you don't need meth and you don't need speed

Because everything is better with a bag o' weed

Because everything is better with a bag o' weed

Have a go Brian

Have a go Brian

As Mister H. L. Mencken said

The common man's a fool

And just like Helen Keller said

Doof doo gee dee poh bool

But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear

Because all we need is a bag o' weed to make us wanna cheer

And one two

And one two

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh everything is better

Oh everything is better with a bag o' weed with a bag o' weed

You can try and fight but we're all agreed

You can try and fight but we're all agreed because everything is better with a bag o' weed because everything is better with a bag o' weed

One two three four

One two three four

Five six seven eight

Five six seven eight

And a-one two three four and a-five and a-six

And a-one two three four and a-five and a-six and a-seven oh and a-seven oh

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh everything is better

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

Oh everything is better with a bag o' weed with a bag o' weed

You're a happy guy when you plant the seed

You're a happy guy when you plant the seed because everything is better with a bag of weed because everything is better with a bag of weed

Oh everything is better

Oh everything is better with a bag of weed with a bag of weed