Karaoké Dogging Fascinating Aïda

My husband came home Friday with a brand new motor car

He told me I could drive it

I said Brian you're a star

We drove down to the boozer for a vodka and a fag

And of course we had to celebrate the purchase with a shag

We'd go dogging

We'd go dogging

We're a treat for any passers by out jogging

We do it 'cos we've found that when people crowd around it is somehow more profound when you're dogging

Well we drove down to the far end of the car park back of Asda

A threesome was hard at it in a sporty little Mazda

It made it more exciting as they pressed against the glass

And when Brian got his torch out you could see right up her arse

They were dogging

They were dogging

Believe me they were more than merely snogging

But though her cheeks were parted she spoilt it when she farted

And we wanted to get started on our dogging

Well we rushed back to our car 'cos we were randy as two goats but being late November we had on our duffle coats

We should have stripped off first before getting back inside

'Cos disrobing in a small car isn't easy, have you tried

We were dogging

Oh we were dogging

In the struggle poor old Brian tore his frogging

Our apparel was misguided 'cos when our heads collided

Brian's manhood then subsided but that's dogging

I admit this was a setback but I wasn't beaten yet 'cos I'm really very handy with my man's beef bayonet

I quickly had his flagpole up responding to my touch

And the next thing I was upside down and staring at the clutch

We were dogging

We were dogging

All the heat was on to stop the windows fogging

Thank God for plastic sheeting

Well one must protect the seating

'Cos the fabric takes a beating when you're dogging

Well by now a crowd had gathered

It was cheering fit to burst

And Bri was close to peeking though he likes me to come first

My legs were out the sunroof as I really hit my stride

Then Brian promptly stopped and cried

The rozzers are outside

We were dogging

We were dogging

We were so alarmed our arteries were clogging

But we took it on the chin when the coppers with a grin said

Wooh

Ah as you can imagine

Bri and I were thrilled to bits

I love to feel a coppers truncheon in between my tits

My ecstasy was mounting

I was feeling so alive when who should wander by but a bloke from Channel Five

He likes dogging

He likes dogging

He signed us for a series he was flogging

So watch out for Bri and me and the odd celebrity

We were shagging on TV

Likely dogging

We'll be dogging

We'll be dogging

Oh think of all the lime light we'll be hogging

Well the credits show my hand massaging Brian's gland

The presenter's Russell Brand

Lovely dogging

Wooh