Karaoké Oh, Canada Five Iron Frenzy

Welcome to Canada it's the maple leaf state

Canada, oh

Canada, it's great

The people are nice there they speak French too if you don't like it man you sniff glue

The great white north their kilts are plaid hosers take off it's not that bad

I want to be where yaks can run free where the Royal Mounties can arrest me

Let's go to Canada let's leave today

Canada, oh Canada

I s'il vous plait

They've got trees and mooses and sled dogs lots of lumber and lumberjacks and logs

You May think that's kind of a drag but you have to go there to get milk in a bag

They say eh instead of what or duh that's the mighty power of Canada

I want to be where lemmings run into the sea where the marmosets can attack me

Let's go to Canada let's leave today

Canada, oh Canada

I s'il vous plait

Let's go to Canada let's leave today

Canada, oh Canada

I s'il vous plait

Please please explain to me how this all has come to be

We forgot to mention something here did we say that

William Shatner

Is a native citizen and slurpees made from venison that's deer

Let's go to Canada let's leave today

Canada, oh Canada

I s'il vous plait

Let's go to Canada let's leave today

Canada, oh Canada

I s'il vous plait