Karaoké Hiphopopotamus vs Rhymenoceros Flight of the Conchords

I'm the mother flippin' rhymenocerous

My beats are fat and the birds are on my back and I'm horny

If you choose to proceed

Hmm you will indeed concede

Cos I hit you with my flow the wild rhino stampede

I'm not just wild, I'm trained

Hmm domesticated

I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated hmm

And subsequently procreated that's how it goes

Here's the Hiphopopotamus the hip hop hippo

They call me the

Hiphopopotamus

My lyrics are bottomless hmm

Sometimes my rhymes are polite

Like thank you for dinner Miss Wright

That was very delicious good night

Sometimes their obscene like a pornographic dream

NC seventeen with ladies in a stream of margarine

Hahahahahaha yeah, some margarine

They call me the

Hiphopopotamus

Flows that glow like phosphorous

Poppin' off the top of this esophagus

'Cause I'm Rockin' this metropolis

I'm not a large waterdwelling mammal

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis

Did Steve tell you that perchance, hmm Steve

My rhymes and records they don't get played

Because my records and rhymes they don't get made

And if you rap like me you don't get paid

And if you roll like me you don't get laid

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist

But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm

Trying to correct this

Other rappers dis me dis me, sissy say my rhymes are sissy

Why, why, what

Why, why why exactly what why, why

Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why

Why, 'cause I rap about reality

Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea

There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party, hey, ho

I'm the motherflippin'

I'm the motherflippin'

I'm the motherflippin'

Who's the motherflippin'

I'm the motherflippin'

I'm the motherflippin'

I'm the motherflippin'

Motherflippin'