Karaoké Hurt Feelings Flight of the Conchords

Some people say that rappers don't have feelings

We have feelings

We have feelings

Some people say that we are not rappers

We're rappers

That hurts our feelings

Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers

Some people say that rappers are invincible

We're vincible

We're vincible

What you are about to hear are true stories

Real experiences

Autobiographical raps

Things that happened to us

All true

Bring the rhyme

I make a meal for my friends

Try to make it delicious

Try to keep it nutritious

Create wonderful dishes

Not one of them thinks about the way I feel

Nobody compliments the meal

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

I feel like a prize asshole

No one even mentions my casserole

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

You coulda said somethin' nice about my profiteroles

Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye

I was shoppin' for a wetsuit to scuba dive

But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs and the assistant suggested

I try a ladies' size

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit

I'm a man

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

Get me a small man's wetsuit please

It's my birthday

Two thousand three

Waitin' for a call from my family

They forgot about me

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

The day after my birthday is not my birthday Mum

I call my friends and say Let's go into town but they're all too busy to go into town

So I go by myself

I go into town

Then I see all my friends

They're all in town

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

I got hurt feelings

They're all lined up to watch that movie

Maid in Manhattan

Have you even been told that your ass is too big

Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig

Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed

Have you ever been told you've got a weird-shaped head

Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away

Once again they forgot about J

Were you ever called Homo 'cos at school you took drama

Have you ever been told that you look like a llama

Tears of a rapper

I'm cryin' tears of a rapper

These are tears of a rapper

Tears of a rapper

I'm cryin' tears of a rapper

Tears of a rapper