Karaoké Sugarlumps Flight of the Conchords

Let me tell you I see you girls checkin' out my trunks

I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks

I see you girls lookin' at my junk

Then checkin' out my rump then back to my sugalumps

When I shake it I shake it all up

You'd probably think that my pants had the mumps

It's just my sugalump bump bah bump

They look so good that's why

I keep them in the front

All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps they drive the ladies crazy

All these bitches checkin' out my britches

Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants

My dungarees make them hungry

They're over the moon when I don pantaloons

And my sugalumps are two of a kind

Sweet and white and highly refined

Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery

To steal a feel of my family jewellery

My candy balls 'cos a cafuffle the ladies they hussle to ruffle my truffle

If you party with the party prince

You get two complimentary after dinner mints

Girls surround me when I'm standin' on the stoop

Givin' me gifts like free chicken soup

Book tokens free chicken stoop standin' on the corner goin'

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We see you girls checkin' out our trunks

We see you girls checkin' out the front of our trunks

We see you girls lookin' at our junk

Then checkin' out our rumps then back to our sugalumps

Chillin' in my store doing my thing

When in walks a guy with his dick in a sling

I'm like holy shit what happened to you

He said how much will you give me for the family jewels

I said ten bucks he said no way

Ten bucks and a frisbee he said okay

And I took his sugalumps and put them up in a display

And sold them as hacky sacks later that day

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps, yeah

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps, yeah