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I can ride my bike with no handlebars no handlebars no handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars no handlebars no handlebars

Look at me

Look at me

Hands in the air like it's good to be alive

And I'm a famous rapper even when the paths are all crookedy

I can show you how to do-si-do

I can show you how to scratch a record

I can take apart the remote control

And I can almost put it back together

I can tie a knot in a cherry stem

I can tell you about Leif Ericson

I know all the words to "De Colores"

And "I'm proud to Be an American"

Me and my friend saw a platypus

Me and my friend made a comic book

And guess how long it took

I can do anything that

I want 'cos look

I can keep rhythm with no metronome no metronome no metronome

And I can see your face on the telephone on the telephone on the telephone

Look at me

Look at me

Just called to say that it's good to be alive

In such a small world

I'm all curled up with a book to read

I can make money open up a thrift store

I can make a living off a magazine

I can design an engine sixty four miles to a gallon of gasoline

I can make new antibiotics

I can make computers survive aquatic conditions

I know how to run the business and I can make you wanna buy a product

Movers shakers and producers me and my friends understand the future

I see the strings that control the systems

I can do anything with no assistance

'Cos I can lead a nation with a microphone with a microphone with a microphone

And I can split the atoms of a molecule of a molecule of a molecule

Look at me

Look at me

Driving and I won't stop

And it feels so good to be alive and on top

My reach is global my tower secure

My cause is noble

My power is pure

I can hand out a million vaccinations

Or let 'em all die in exasperation

Have them all healed from their lacerations

Have them all killed by assassination

I can make anybody go to prison just because I don't like them

And I can do anything with no permission

I have it all under my command

Because I can guide a missile by satellite by satellite by satellite

And I can hit a target through a telescope through a telescope through a telescope

And I can end the planet in a holocaust in a holocaust in a holocaust

In a holocaust in a holocaust in a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars no handlebars no handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars no handlebars no handlebars