Karaoké Dancing Fool Frank Zappa

I don't know much about dancin'

That's why I got this song

One of my legs is shorter than the other 'n' both of my feet's too long

'Course now right along with 'em

I got no natural rhythm

But I go dancin' every night

Hopin' one day I might get it right

I'm a dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool

I hear that beat

I jump outta my seat

But I can't compete 'cos I'm a

Dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool

The disco folks all dressed up

Like they's fit to kill

I walk on in 'n' see 'em there

Gonna give them all a thrill

When they see me comin' they all steps aside

They has a fit while I commit my social suicide

I'm a dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

I may be totally wrong but I'm a dancin' fool

I may be totally wrong but I'm a dancin' fool

Yowsa, yowsa, yowsa

I got it all together now

With my very own disco clothes, hey

My shirt's half open to show you my chain 'N' the spoon for up my nose

I am really somethin' that's what you'd probably say

So smoke your little smoke drink your little drink

While I dance the night away

I'm a dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool

I'm a dancin' fool

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

I may be totally wrong but I'm a

I may be totally wrong but I'm a fool, ya

Hey, darlin' can I buy you

Couple of drinks, hmm shh, ah, ah

Lookin' for Mister Goodbar here he is

Wait a minute, I've got it you're an Italian

Ha you're Jewish

Oh, love your nails you must be a Libra

Your place or mine oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes