Karaoké I'm the Slime Frank Zappa

I am gross and perverted

I'm obsessed and deranged

I have existed for years but very little has changed

I'm the tool of the Government and industry too for I am destined to rule and regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious but you can't look away

I make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say

I'm the best you can get

Have you guessed me yet

I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you and eat the garbage that I feed you

Until the day that we don't need you

Don't go for help

No one will heed you

Your mind is totally controlled

It has been stuffed into my mold

And you will do as you are told until the rights to you are sold

That's right folks

Don't touch that dial

Well I am the slime from your video

Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video

Can't stop the slime

People look at me go

I am the slime from your video

Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video

Can't stop the slime

People look at me go