Karaoké Montana Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention

I might be movin' to Montana soon

Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss

Raisin' it up

Waxin' it down in a little white box that I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't have no boss but I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss

Raisin' my lonely dental floss

Well I just might grow me some bees but I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else

But then on the other hand

I would

Keep the wax and melt it down

Pluck some floss and swish it around

I'd have me a crop

Pah pah pah pah pah

Tah tah tah dah dah

And it'd be on top

That's why I'm movin' to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon

Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a dental floss tycoon

Gonna be a dental floss tycoon

Yes I am

Movin' to Montana soon

Movin' to Montana soon

Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss that's growin' on the prairie

Pluckin' the floss

I plucked all day and all night and all afternoon

I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss

His name is Mighty Little

He's a good hoss even though

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway

He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway

Anyway

I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss even if you think it is a little silly folks

I don't care if you think it's silly folks

I don't care if you think it's silly folks

I'm gonna find me a horse just about this big and ride him all along the border line

With a pair of heavy-duty zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand

Every other wrangler would say

I was mighty grand

By myself I wouldn't have no boss but I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss

Raisin' my lonely dental floss

Raisin' my lonely dental floss

Well I might ride along the border with my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night

And then I'd get a cuppa coffee and give my foot a push

Just me and the pygmy pony over by the dental floss bush

And then I might just jump back on

And ride like a cowboy into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon

Yippy ay oh ty ay

Movin' to Montana soon

Yippy ay oh ty ay

Movin' to Montana soon

Yippy ay oh ty ay

Movin' to Montana soon

Yippy ay oh ty ay

Movin' to Montana soon

Yippy ay oh ty ay

Movin' to Montana soon

Yippy ay oh ty ay

Movin' to Montana soon

Yippy ay oh ty ay

Movin' to Montana soon

Yippy ay oh ty ay

Movin' to Montana soon

Yippy ay oh ty ay

Movin' to Montana soon

Yippy ay oh ty ay

Movin' to Montana soon

Yippy ay oh ty ay

Movin' to Montana soon

Yippy ay oh ty ay

Movin' to Montana soon