Karaoké I-95 (The Asshole Song) Fred August Campbell

I was driving down

I ninety five the other night

And somebody nearly cut me right off the road

I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad

So I wrote a song about him instead

It goes like this

Were ye born an asshole did you work at it your whole life

Either way it worked out fine 'cos you're an asshole tonight

Yes you're an a s s h o l e and don't you try to blame it on me

You deserve all the credit you're an asshole tonight

You were an asshole yesterday you're an asshole tonight

I've got a feeling

You'll be an asshole the rest of your life

And I was talking to your mother just the other night

I told her I thought you were an asshole

She said yes

I think you're right

And all your friends are assholes

'Cos you've known them your whole life

And somebody told me you've got an asshole for a wife

Were ye born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life

Either way it worked out fine 'cos you're an asshole tonight