Karaoké Monster Fred Schneider

There's a monster in my pants and it does a nasty dance

When it moves in and out everybody starts to shout

Monster oh monster oh get outta here monster

Monster monster get outta here monster

There's a monster in my pants and it does a naughty dance

When it sees the light of day you can hear the people say

Oh no a monster oh no a monster

Oh no, oh oh oh no a giant monster

Monster monster oh no a giant monster

Shut the window bolt the door don't wanna see that monster no more

Shut the window bolt the door don't wanna see that monster no more

There's a monster in my pants and it does a modern dance

When it comes into a room people hit it with a broom

Take that monster take that monster

Take it take it take that you awful thing

Take that oh, take that oh take it take it take that you naughty thing

And they don't wear pants on the other side of France

But they do wear fleas to protect them from the bees

Monster monster oh gee a pregnant monster

There's a monster on the run and it wants to have some fun

When it flies up in the air all the people stop and stare

The guys give a yell and the girls start to shreik

When they see its giant paws and its razor sharp beak

Gosh would you look at that thing

And I thought dinosaurs were extinct

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