Karaoké I'm the Greatest Star Funny Girl (film) (Barbra Streisand)

I got thirty-six expressions sweet as pie to tough as leather

And that's six expressions more than all them ah ah

Barrymores put together

Instead of just kicking me why don't they give me a lift

Well it must be a plot 'cos their scared that I got

Such a gift

Well I'm miffed

'Cos I'm the greatest star

I am by far but no one knows it

Wait they're gonna hear a voice a silver flute whoa ah ooh whoa ah ooh

They'll cheer each too

Hey that kid is terrific mmh

When I expose it

Now can't you see to look at me that

I'm a natural Camille as Camille I just feel

I've so much to offer

Hey listen kid I know

I'd be divine 'cos

I'm a natural cougher ah eeh, ah ooh, ah eeh

Some ain't got it not a lump

I'm a great big clump of talent laugh ooh ooh ooh ooh

They'll bend in half

Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?

A thousand jokes stick around for the jokes

A thousand faces

I reiterate

When you're gifted then you're gifted

These are facts

I've got no axe to grind

Hey what are you blind?

In all of the world so far

I'm the greatest star

No autographs please

You think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever?

I should say not any minute now they're gonna be out

Finished then it'll be my turn

Hmph

Who is the pip with pizza?

Who is all ginger and jazz?

Who is as glamourous as?

Who's an american beauty rose?

With an american beauty nose

And ten american beauty toes?

Eye on the target and wham

One shot one gun shot and bam

Hey Mister Keeney

Here I am

I'm the greatest star

I am by far but no one knows it

That's why I was born

I'll blow my horn 'till someone blows it

I'll light up like a light right up like a light

I'll flicker then flare up ah ah

All the world's gonna stare up looking down you'll never see me

Try the sky 'cos that will be me

I can make them cry

I can make them sigh

Someday they'll clamor for my dramer

Have you guessed yet who's the best yet

If you ain't

I'll tell you one more time

You bet your last dime in all of the world so far

I am the greatest greatest

Star