Karaoké American Honky-Tonk Bar Association Garth Brooks

If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock

If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot

If you need to pour your heart out

And try to rectify some situation that you're facing

Contact your american honky tonk-bar association

When Uncle Sam dips into your pocket

For most things you don't mind

But when your dollar goes to all of those standing in a welfare line

Well rejoice you have a voice if you're concerned about the destination of this great nation

It's called the american honky tonk-bar association

It represents the hardhat gunrack achin' back over-taxed flag-wavin' fun-lovin' crowd

Their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud

There's no forms or no applications

There's no red tape administrations

It's the american honky-tonk bar association

We're all one big family throughout the cities and the towns

We don't reach for handouts we reach for those who are down

And every local chapter has a seven day a week available consultation for your frustration

It's called the american honky-tonk bar association

It represents the mud-flaps six-pack bare-crack over-taxed flag-wavin' fun-lovin' crowd

Their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud

There's no forms or no applications

There's no red tape administrations

It's the american honky-tonk bar association

Go join your american honky-tonk bar association

Do not delay contact today

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