Karaoké Illegal Alien Genesis

Got out of bed

Wasn't feeling too good

With my wallet and my passport

A new pair of shoes

The sun is shining so I head for the park with a bottle of Tequila and a new pack of cigarettes

I got a cousin and she got a friend who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help

At his apartment

I knocked on the door

He wouldn't come out until he got paid

Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do

If they find out you know that they'll never let me through

'Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien

No it's no fun being an illegal alien

Down at the office had to fill out the forms

A pink one, a red one

The colors you choose

Up to the counter to see what they think, they said

It doesn't count man

It ain't written in ink

I don't trust anybody

Least not around here

'Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien

I tell you it's no fun being an illegal alien

No no no no no

It's no fun being an illegal alien

I mean it when I tell you that it's no fun being an illegal alien

An illegal alien

Okay

Consideration for your fellow man would not hurt anybody

It sure fits in with my plan

Over the border there lies the promised land

Where everything comes easy

You just hold out your hand

Keep your suspicions

I've seen that look before

But I ain't done nothing wrong now

Is that such a surprise

But I've got a sister who'd be willing to oblige

She will do anything now to help me get to the outside

So don't tell anybody what I wanna do

If they find out you know that they'll never let me through

Because uh it's no fun being an illegal alien

I tell you it's no fun being an illegal alien

Now it's getting me down

It's no fun being an illegal alien

No no no no no

It's no fun being an illegal alien

Yeah yeah yeah

It's not much fun being an illegal alien

I tell you that uh it's no fun being an illegal alien

I tell you it's no fun being an illegal alien

No no no no

It's not that much fun being an illegal alien

No no no

It's not very much fun being an illegal alien