Karaoké Get It Off Your Chest Girls5eva (TV series)

Get it, get it off your chest

Get it, get it off your chest

Get it, get it off your chest

Get it, get it off your chest

Get it off your chest

Get it off your chest

Every year when my son's school sends out their class list with parents' names

The first thing I do is Google them to see what they paid for their apartments

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I secretly like almost everything that Goop sells

I don't know what to do with batteries so I just throw them in the river

I give bigger tips to unattractive people

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I count anxiety dreams as workin' out

And I can't count the number of times

I called my Alexa a cunt

Sometimes when I'm drivin'

I close my eyes

And count to five just to see what happens

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I'd like to think I'm a hero but I bet when the apocalypse comes

I'll be one of those losers who needs to be dragged around on a sled

I only like people who like me but be careful

If you like me too much it has the opposite effect and I'll find you desperate

I don't trust stand-up comics who are too in shape

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I haven't listened to a voice mail since twenty thirteen

Okay here's a genuine question

Are all people with red hair and freckles mornin' people

Because I swear

I've never seen one at night

Show me a redhead at night

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I once masturbated in a hospital bed

Is it bad that some of the best times

I've had with my son are when he has a little fever

It's a little bad

It's a little bad

He's so calm and cuddly

There's a type of euphoria that can only be reached by draggin' a foot with athlete's foot vigorously across a carpet

I don't know what escrow means

Does anyone know what escrow means

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Get it, get it off your chest

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That's all I have because I'm perfect

No wait

I lived in Usher's guesthouse for two years

He never knew

He never knew

Hah