Karaoké Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do Glee

Times have changed

And we've often rewound the clock

Since the puritans got a shock when they landed on Plymouth Rock

If today any shock they should try to stem

'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock

Plymouth Rock would land on them

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

But now God knows anything goes

Good authors too who once knew better words

Now only use four letter words writing prose anything goes

Anything you can be

I can be greater

Sooner or later

I'm greater than you

No you're not, no you're not

Yes I am yes I am no you're not, not, not yes I am yes I am

The World has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And day's night today

When most guys today

That women prize today are just silly gigolos

Any note you can hold

I can hold longer

I can hold any note longer than you

No you can't

Yes I can yes I can yes I can yes I... no you can't, no you can't

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

But now God knows anything goes

Yes I can

No you can't