Karaoké Sing! Glee

See I really couldn't sing

I could never really sing

What I couldn't do was

Sing

I have trouble with the

Note it goes all around my

Throat

It's a terrifying

Thing

See I really couldn't hear which note was lower or was

Higher

Which is why I disappear if someone says let's start a

Choir

Hey when I begin to

Squeak it's across between I

Shriek

And a quiver or a

Moan

It's a little like a

Croak or the record player

Broke

What it doesn't have is

Tone

Oh I know you're thinking what a crazy

Ding a ling

But I really couldn't

Sing

I could never really

Sing

What I couldn't do was

Sing

Three blind mice

Three blind mice

It isn't intentional

He's doing his best

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle bells, jingle bells

It really blows my mind

He gets depressed

But what I lack in pitch

I sure make up in

Power

And all my friends say

I am perfect for the shower

Still I'm terrific at a

Dance 'cos I'm messing on my

Pants

I'm a birdie on the

Wing

But when I begin to

Chirp

They say who's the little

Twerp

Goin' 'pong' instead of

Ping

And when Christmas comes and all my friends go

It is so dishearten

Ning it is so disquiet

Ting

It is so discourage

Ging darling please stop answer

Ring

See I really couldn't

Sing

I can never really

Sing

What I couldn't do was

Lah, lah

Sing