Karaoké You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch Glee & k.d. lang

All the windows were dark

No one knew he was there

All the who's were all dreaming

Sweet dreams without care

You're a mean one

Mister Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mister Grinch

You're a bad banana with

A greasy black peel

You're a monster

Mister Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul

Mister Grinch

I wouldn't touch you

With a thirty-nine and-a-half foot pole

All I need is a reindeer

So he took his dog Max

And he took some black thread

And he tied a big horn on the top of his head

Then the Grinch said giddy-up

And the sleigh started down

To the homes where the Who's lay a-snooze in their town

This is stop number one

The old Grinchy Claus hissed

As she climbed to the roof

Empty bags in her fist

Then he slid down the chimney a rather tight pinch

But if Santa could do it

Then so could the Grinch

Then he slithered and slunked with a smile most unpleasant

Around the whole room

And took every present

Pop-guns pompo-nuts and cookies and drums

Checkerboards mistle-beens

Popcorn and plums

And he stuffed them in bags

Then the Grinch very nimbly

Stuffed all the bags

One by one

Up the chimney

You're a foul one

Mister Grinch

You're a nasty-wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mister Grinch

The three words that best describe you

Are as follows

And I quote

Stink stank stunk

Stunk

You nauseate me

You nauseate me

Mister Grinch

Mister Grinch

With a nauseous super naus

With a nauseous super naus

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked hoss Mister Grinch

Drive a crooked hoss Mister Grinch

You're a three-decker sauerkraut

And toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauce

With arsenic sauce