Karaoké Reproduction Grease 2 (Tab Hunter)

The parts of a flower are so constructive that

Very, very often the wind will cause pollination

If not then a bee or any other nectar gathering

Creature can create the same situation

Yes anything that gets the pollen to the pistils

Write it on the list

I'll try to make it crystal-clear

The flower's insatiable passion

Turns its life Into a circus of debauchery

Now you see just how the stamen gets its lusty dust onto the stigma

And why this frenzied chlorophyllous orgy starts in spring is no enigma

We call this quest for satisfaction a what class

A photoperiodic reaction

Oh that's good

Oh that's very good

Hey I'm lost where are we

Chapter two

Page five

Reproduction

Reproduction

Put your pollen tube to work

Reproduction

Reproduction

Make my stamen go berserk

Reproduction

I don't think they even know what a pistil is

I got your pistil right here

Where does the pollen go

Next chapter

In an abstract way the same thing applies

To the reproductive organs of the more complex life forms

But now we are dealing with sexual response

Are there any questions before we begin reading

Is it possible the female member of some sex on a couch

Could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it

When a warm-blooded mammal in a tight little sweater starts pullin' that stuff

Is she sayin' that she wants to do it

Can't prove it by me

'Cos they change their tune

When you got 'em in the back seat

With his heart beatin' fast

They make it sound like a track meet

Gross

Yeah

Then all they can do is say

No no no no no

No no no no no

No no no no

No no no no

Reproduction

Reproduction

Baby give it to me now

Reproduction

Reproduction

Is that all you think about

Reproduction

Reproduction

Come on baby show me that you really love me so

Ooh I think I'm gonna throw up

Where does the pollen go

The human is the only being capable of consciously

Controlling its number of offspring

Any comments on this

Mister Stuart

Is it true that guys like you

You know mature and all

Carry some protection with them for sexual occasions

What's the big deal

Can't a girl just do that thing in a book

Where she adds up the days of her uh what do you call it

Mentalstration

Oh that's really neat

Yeah and what'll the guy say if the numbers don't add up right

Huh

Yeah yeah

Yeah

Reproduction

Reproduction

Hope he's proud of what he's done

Reproduction

Reproduction

He was only bookin' fun

Reproduction

Reproduction

See what happens when a boy and girl

Don't know how to play it safe

Reproduction

Reproduction

Reproduction

Reproduction

Reproduction

Reproduction

Reproduction

Reproduction

Where does the pollen go