Karaoké Wasted Rock Ranger Great White

Well I'm a wasted rock ranger

I live the life of danger on the road to find a higher high

I don't need no one's affection

All I need is my injection

An out of tune

Les Paul'll get me by

I've been doin' gigs since I was ten

I really can't remember when

I ever had a dollar to my name

My ears are blown

My eyes are red

I got big holes inside my head

Snortin' too much crystal and cocaine

I have bennies with the breakfast toast

Quaaludes with the evenin' roast

Assorted snorts of powder in between

I don't think a day's gone by that I wasn't drunk or high

It's the only way I keep my sanity

From Kegger's Den to Hooterville my flamin' tricks have topped the bill

A thousand empty bottles earn my name

Endless trains of one night stands

Sharin' stages with half arsed bands

And all the local groupies lay the same

Well I could have had a payin' job workin' for some fucked up slob

Wife and family, true security

But I left that shit behind for that heavy metal grind 'cos rock and roll is in my blood to stay among other things

Hey you're a wasted rock ranger

You'll live a life of danger

Sing this song and follow it 'till the end

When you reach number one you can overdose for fun and go and visit Jimi and his friends

Hey you're a wasted rock ranger

You'll live a life of danger

Sing this song and follow it 'till the end

When we reach number one hey we'll all overdose for fun and we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends

Hoo yah