Karaoké All Jacked Up Gretchen Wilson

Hey, well five thirty PM rolls around there's a little old joint outside of town

I only got time for a couple of beers and a juke box song ringing in my ears

Next think you know the bartenders pouring

Shots are flowing got me stoned and

All I really know is that

I should be going

But I'm soaking up the moment

All jacked up all jacked up

I don't believe

I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Time sure flies when you're all jacked up

It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock

What the hell I'll have one more shot

Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar

I guess I mighta musta gone a little too far

'Cos a big ole girl walked outta the blue

Ten foot two with a bad attitude

Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth

I guess I had it coming

I deserved it too

'Cos I was all jacked up all jacked up

I don't believe

I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

Don't have to go home but you can't stay here

That's what they said when I got my last beer

Oh my God it's two o'clock

I can't find my keys and my trucks locked

So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window

Hurt my elbow got me in though

Two foot later backed into the light pole

All the town folk got a good show

All jacked up all jacked up

I don't believe

I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't drive you truck when you're all jacked up

Jacked up

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One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't drive your car don't start no stuff in no bar

Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are when you're all jacked up

All jacked up all jacked up all jacked up

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