Karaoké Lydia the Tattooed Lady Groucho Marx (At the Circus)

Lydia oh Lydia say have you met Lydia

Lydia the tattooed lady

She has eyes that folks adore so and a torso even more so

Lydia oh Lydia that encyclopedia oh Lydia the Queen of tattoo

On her back is the battle of waterloo

Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too

And proudly above waves the

Red White and Blue you can learn a lot from Lydia

Lah dah dum dah dah dum lah dah dum dah dah dum

She can give you a view of the world in tattoo

If you step up and tell her where

For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris

Or Washington crossing the Delaware

Lah dah dum dah dah dum looh dooh dooh dooh dooh dooh

Lydia oh Lydia say have you met Lydia oh Lydia the tattooed lady

When her muscles start relaxin'

Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson

Lydia oh Lydia oh have you met Lydia

Oh Lydia the champ of them all

She once swept an admiral clear off his feet

The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat

And now the old boy's in command of the fleet for he went and married Lydia

Lah dah dum dah dah dum lah dah dum dah dah dum

She can give you a view of the world in tattoo

If you step up and tell her where

For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris

Or Washington crossing the Delaware

Lah dah dum dah dah dum looh dooh dooh dooh dooh dooh

Lydia oh Lydia say have you met Lydia

Oh Lydia the champ of them all

She once swept an admiral clear off his feet

The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat

And now the old boy's in command of the fleet for he went and married Lydia