Karaoké (You're) Timeless to Me Hairspray (film, 2007) (John Travolta & Christopher Walken)

Styles keep a changin' the world's re-arrangin'

But Edna you're timeless to me

Hemlines are shorter a beer costs a quarter

But time cannot take what comes free

You're like a stinky old cheese babe just gettin' riper with age

You're like a fatal disease babe but there's no cure so let this fever rage

Some folks can't stand it say time is a bandit but I take the opposite view

'Cos when I need a lift time brings a gift another day with you

A twist or a waltz it's all the same schmaltz with just a change in the scenery

You'll never be old hat that's that you're timeless to me

Oh Wilbur I love you

Fads keep a fadin'

Castro's invading but Wilbur you're timeless to me

Hairdos are higher mine feels like barbed wire but you say I'm chic as can be

You're like a rare vintage ripple a vintage they'll never forget

So pour me a teeny weenie triple

And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet

I can't stop eating your hairline's receding

And soon there'll be nothing at all

So you'll wear a wig while I roast a pig hey, pass that geritol

Glenn Miller had class that chubby checker's a gas but they all pass eventually

You'll never be passin' hip hooray you're timeless to me

You're like a broken down chevy

All you need is a fresh coat of paint

Ho, and Edna you got me goin' hot and heavy

You're fat and old

Wooh baby boring you ain't

Some folks don't get it

Some folks don't get it but we never fret it but we never fret it

'Cos we know that

'Cos we know that time is our friend time is our friend

Yeah it's plain to see that you're stuck with me

Yeah it's plain to see that you're stuck with me until the bitter end until the bitter end

And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid

And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid off the turnblad family tree off the turnblad family tree

You'll always hit the spot big shot you're timeless to me

You'll always be du jour mon amour

Oh oh oh you're timeless to me

You'll always be first string you're timeless to me

Ring a ding ding you're timeless to me

You're timeless to me

You're timeless to me

You're timeless to me

You're timeless to me