Karaoké Cooties Hairspray (comédie musicale)

Tracy Turnblad this is for you

They came from way far out in outer space

And with her help they may destroy the human race

She's got cooties they've found a place to nest if I were her I'd be depressed

Long tailed, sharp nailed fuzzy legs, laying eggs

Ooh get away from me get away from me ooh

In science class she's like a walking show and tell

Her pet skunk ran away 'cos it couldn't take the smell

Nobody want to sit by her don't need a coat 'cos she's got fur

Circle circle dot dot dot hurry get your cootie shot

Come on everybody let's stamp 'em out

She's just as friendly as can be

She shows them cootie hospitality

She's like a living twilight zone

Quick get Rod Serling on the phone

Black, white, red, green every color in between

Dresses like a circus clown

Somebody oughta hose her down

Grew up in a cootie zoo bet her two ton mama's got 'em too

And that's for you