Karaoké (It's) Hairspray Hairspray (comédie musicale)

And now, live from the certified up to code

Baltimore Eventorium

For the first time ever on nationwide television

It's the Corny

Collins Spectacular

Brought to you by

Ultra Clutch Hairspray

What gives a girl power and punch?

Is it charm, is it poise?

No it's hairspray

What get's a gal asked out to lunch?

Is it brains, is it dough?

No it's hairspray

If you take a ride with no can at your side

Then your flip will be gone with the wind

But if you spray it and lock it you can take off in a rocket

And in outer space each hair will be in place

Why take a chance when you get up and dance

If you twist, I insist you use hairspray

And tell your mother her head she should smother with Ultra Clutch faithfully

So if you're a redhead a blonde or brunette

Just take my advice and you might just get

The only thing better than hairspray that's me

Forget the milkman the only thing better than hairspray that's me

What makes a man reach out and touch?

Ultra Clutch

So if you're a redhead a blonde or brunette

Then take my advice and you might just get

The only thing better than hairspray that's me

Whoa, the only thing better than hairspray that's me

Ska-do-you-do-ah

Hey baby, you look like you could use a stiff one