Karaoké Cabinet Battle #1 Hamilton

Ladies and gentlemen you coulda been anywhere in the world tonight but you're here with us in New York City

Are you ready for a cabinet meeting, uh

The issue on the table

Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank

Secretary Jefferson you have the floor, sir

Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness

We fought for these ideals we shouldn't settle for less

These are wise words enterprising men quote 'em

Don't act surprised you guys 'cos I wrote 'em

Ow, but Hamilton forgets

His plan would have the government assume state's debts

Now, place your bets as to who that benefits

The very seat of government where Hamilton sits

Not true

Oh, if the shoe fits, wear it

If New York's in debt why should Virginia bear it

Uh, our debts are paid, I'm afraid

Don't tax the South 'cos we got it made in the shade

In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground

We create

You just wanna move our money around

This financial plan is an outrageous demand

And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand

Stand with me in the land of the free

And pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy

Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky

Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whisky

Thank you, Secretary Jefferson

Secretary Hamilton your response

Thomas that was a real nice declaration

Welcome to the present we're running a real nation

Would you like to join us or stay mellow doin' whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello

If we assume the debts the union gets a new line of credit a financial diuretic

How do you not get it

If we're aggressive and competitive the union gets a boost

You'd rather give it a sedative

A civics lesson from a slaver

Hey neighbor your debts are paid 'cos you don't pay for labor

We plant seeds in the South

We create

Yeah, keep ranting

We know who's really doing the planting

And another thing

Mister Age of Enlightenment

Don't lecture me about the war you didn't fight in it

You think I'm frightened of you, man

We almost died in the trench

While you were off getting high with the French

Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President

Reticent, there isn't a plan he doesn't jettison

Madison, you're mad as a hatter son, take your medicine

Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in

Sittin' there useless as two shits

Hey, turn around, bend over

I'll show you where my shoe fits

Excuse me

Madison, Jefferson, take a walk

Hamilton, take a walk

We'll reconvene after a brief recess

Hamilton

Sir

A word

You don't have the votes

You don't have the votes

Aha ha ha ha

You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes

Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why

I even bring the thunder

Why he even brings the thunder

You wanna pull yourself together

I'm sorry, these Virginians are birds of a feather

Young man, I'm from Virginia so watch your mouth

So we let Congress get held hostage by the South

You need the votes

No, we need bold strokes

We need this plan

No, you need to convince more folks

Well James Madison won't talk to me that's a nonstarter

Aah, winning is easy, young man governing's harder

They're being intransigent

You have to find a compromise

But they don't have a plan they just hate mine

Convince them otherwise

And what happens if I don't get congressional approval

I imagine they'll call for your removal

Sir

Figure it out, Alexander

That's an order from your commander