Karaoké Attitude Adjustment Hank Williams, Jr.

Now I met an old friend in the bar the other night

And he got a little drunk and he wanted to fight

And he jumped up and challenged every man in the room

And just about the time he got the words out

An 'ol boy jumped up and closed his mouth

And used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom

It was an attitude adjustment

I guess it was his first time

An attitude adjustment now he understands just fine

He got bent out of shape and he opened his mouth

And just one appointment straightened him right out

It was an attitude adjustment oh, it will work every time

Now I've got this big old brother-in-law

And me and him just never did get along

'Cos he wants to be sure

I'm treating his sister right

He got drunk one night and started beating me up

And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck

And laid him out as cold as a block of ice

It was an attitude adjustment and it will work every time

An attitude adjustment

I made him see the light

And he says I'm his kind of man

And he comes around me with his hat in his hand

It was an attitude adjustment

I cured all his family pride

Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face

And I said darlin' that was you're first mistake

And then she went wild and her eyes turned red

She started breaking everything and screaming loud

And kickin' me and cussin' me out

And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head

It was an attitude adjustment now she loves on me all the time

Just an attitude adjustment she got a whole new frame of mind

She don't nag

I don't beg we get along and like I said

Just an attitude adjustment oh everything's just fine well almost

She called the cops to take me in

And I said you're never gonna do it friend

And they just smiled and said oh, yes we will

Now sticks to the head and some kicks to the chin

And several bites by Rin Tin Tin

And I couldn't wait to get into that jail

It was an attitude adjustment oh I went along peacefully

Attitude adjustment they made me cleary see

'Cos my head is black and my legs are blue

And both knee caps are bent clean through

It was an attitude adjustment made my whole outlook brand new

Just an attitude adjustment it made my whole outlook brand new

Hmm, hmm, yes sir

I understand just fine perfectly