Karaoké If the South Woulda Won Hank Williams, Jr.

If the South woulda won we woulda had it made

I'd probably run for President of the Southern States

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday

If the South woulda won we woulda had it made

I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas and we wouldn't have no killers gettin' off free

If they were proven guilty then they would swing quickly instead of writin' books and smilin' on TV

We'd all learn Cajun cookin' in Louisiana and I'd put that capital back in Alabama

We'd put Florida on the right track 'cos we'd take Miami back

And throw all them pushers in the slammer

Oh if the South woulda won we woulda had it made

I'd probably run for President of the Southern States

The day young Skynyrd died we'd show our southern pride

If the South woulda won we woulda had it made

A little dixieland boys

Ah yes

I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee and all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills

The national treasury would be in Tupelo Mississippi and I'd put Hank Williams' picture on one hundred dollar bills

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas and I'd ban all the ones made in China

I'd have every girl child sent to Georgia to learn to smile and talk with that southern accent that drives men wild

I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia 'cos they sure can make 'em sound so fine

I'm goin' up on

Wolverton Mountain and see ol' Clifton Clowers

And have a sip of his good ol'

Arkansas wine

Hey if the South woulda won we woulda had it made

I'd probably run for President of the Southern States

When Patsy Cline passed away that would be our national holiday

If the South woulda won we woulda had it made

Ode lay eeh hee

I said if the South woulda won we woulda had it made

Might even be better off