Karaoké JIM BOB HARDY

Jim Bob drinks his coffee with a Pall Mall and a Keystone

Sits out on his front porch with his flea-infested dogs

Caught a little shrapnel from some boom-boom in his knee bone

Pops a half a Percocet to keep the hurtin' off and they say

Jim Bob, go to work quit livin' for the buzz

Jim Bob, go to church but Jim Bob never does

We don't wanna see you waste your life away he lights another cigarette and all he's got to say is

All I wanna do until they lay my body down's take my pills, pay my bills blow the rest all on some Crown

Fill this Boone and Crockett holler with country boy can survive

Get fucked up on my back forty point my pistol to the sky

Make it go pow-pow-pow somebody gotta go wow, wow, wow that boy's got some demons

He's a heathen put him at a pew he needs some Jesus now, now, now

I don't know how, how, how or when it will be all I know's I'm gonna live

This redneck life until it kills me oh

Jim Bob's got his name already written on some granite

Main Street Cemetery underneath that water oak he says he never seen it 'cos he hates them city limits

In the back of a black Cadillac's the only way he'll go and he goes

All I wanna do until they lay my body down's take my pills, pay my bills blow the rest all on some Crown

Fill this Boone and Crockett holler with country boy can survive

Get fucked up on my back forty point my pistol to the sky

Make it go pow-pow-pow somebody gotta go wow, wow, wow that boy's got some demons

He's a heathen put him at a pew he needs some Jesus now, now, now

I don't know how, how, how or when it will be all I know's I'm gonna live

This redneck life until it kills me oh

All I wanna do until they lay my body down's take my pills, pay my bills blow the rest all on some Crown

Fill this Boone and Crockett holler with country boy can survive

Get fucked up on my back forty point my pistol to the sky

Make it go pow-pow-pow somebody gotta go wow, wow, wow that boy's got some demons

He's a heathen put him at a pew he needs some Jesus now, now, now

I don't know how, how, how or when it will be all I know's I'm gonna live

This redneck life until it kills me oh