Karaoké Signed, Sober You HARDY

My third shot down

I'm in trouble

I'm a newly single man seein' double

Fake a smile for all my friends

Then go home alone around 2 A.M. and

Stumble through the front door, gone as it gets

Flip the kitchen light on there it is

On the fridge just my luck

Read this if you're drunk

Don't think about it, Mister

Don't even touch your phone

I know you think you miss her

But I promise you, you don't

There's healing in the lonely

Sit back, kick off your boots

And you'll thank me in the morning like you always do signed, sober you

P.S.

There's pizza in the freezer

Dumb and Dumber on the TV

It's so stupid that's what you'd be to go diggin' through her Instagram

If you're thinkin' 'bout that read this again

Don't think about it, Mister

Don't even touch your phone

I know you think you miss her

But I promise you, you don't

There's healing in the lonely

Sit back, kick off your boots

And you'll thank me in the morning like you always do

Signed, sober you

Signed, sober you

Yeah, well remember last time that you hit her up

You heard some other guy how much does that suck

That set you back a month yeah, trust me, old friend

You don't wanna go down that road again, so

Don't think about it, Mister

Don't even touch your phone

I know you want to kiss her

But I promise you, you don't

There's healing in the lonely

Sit back, kick off your boots

And you'll thank me in the morning like you always do

Signed, sober you yeah, yeah

Signed, sober you