Karaoké She Left Me for Jesus Hayes Carll

We've been datin' since high school we never once left this town

We used to go out on the weekends and we'd drink 'till we drowned

But now she's actin' funny and I don't understand

I think that she's found her some other man

She left me for Jesus and that just ain't fair

She says that He's perfect

How could I compare

She says I should find Him and I'll know peace at last

If I ever find Jesus

I'm kickin' His ass

She showed me a picture

All I could do was stare at that freak in His sandals with His long pretty hair

They must think that I'm stupid or I don't have a clue

I'll bet He's a commie or even worse yet a Jew

She left me for Jesus and that just ain't fair

She says that He's perfect

How could I compare

She says I should find Him and I'll know peace at last

If I ever find Jesus

I'm kickin' His ass

She's given up whiskey and takin' up wine

While she prays for His troubles and she's forgot about mine

I'm gonna get even

I can't handle the shame

Why last time we made love she even called out His name

She left me for Jesus and that just ain't fair

She says that He's perfect

How could I compare

She says I should find Him

I'll know peace at last

If I ever find Jesus

I'm kickin' His ass

It could've been Carlos or even Billy or Ted

But if I ever find Jesus

He's gonna wish He was dead

Amen