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Come on in

Here's your key

Let me take your bag

Wait 'till you see

The hotel 'cos it's great

If you parked your car we'll validate

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That's the Hazbin guarantee

Hey perv

Hands off the chest fluff

And did I mention it's free

It's worth the price

Al be nice

Full of cunts

Full of drunks

Full of sticky floors covered in junk

Hah don't mind them or that hole

No one does

Ugh Cherri

What

You've made a great choice to save your soul

'Cos redemption is possible

I really, really hope

'Cos if it isn't then my whole life's been a fuckin' joke

And my friend died for no reason and I'm never gonna cope from watchin' him get fuckin' murdered right in front of me last month

What

What the shit

There's a bar

Have a beer

I don't drink

I just know you're gonna love it here

We can live in harmony

That's the Hazbin guarantee

No I can't make a fuckin' Mai Tai

Now repeat after me

I'm checkin' in

I'm seekin' guidance

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Come on everybody

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For my reckonin'

For my reckonin'

I'll never turn to violence

I'll never turn to violence

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I'm checkin' in

I'm seekin' guidance

Psst hey you

Who me

That's right baby

Redemption got you snorin'

That scene was fuckin' borin'

Have you considered a vocation that is more rewardin'

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You

In this game no one outdoes us

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All you gotta do is trust us

Just us

All you gotta do is trust us

Just us

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Except now they're sick of you 'cos they've seen way too much

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Scratch that

They changed the channel and we can't sell the scandal

Hope you had fun but we are done with you

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But if you know someone new

But if you know someone new

Tell 'em that no one outdoes us

No one can outbuzz us

Tell 'em that no one outdoes us

No one can outbuzz us

All they gotta do is

All they gotta do is

Come on in

Here's your key

Come on down to Vee Tower and see how great

And see how great your afterlife could be your afterlife could be

We can live in harmony

Why be nice

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Sign and cash in

Sign and cash in

Guarantee

Yeah right bitch

Trust me

Just me

Trust us, no I

I meant to say us

Uh huh

Yeah okay