Karaoké Hell Is Forever Hazbin Hotel (Alex Brightman & Erika Henningsen)

Okay I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearin' me before

So here it goes ahem mh

I know Hell's population is out of control

It's a bad situation

It's takin' a toll

If we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls

At my Hazbin Hotel

Wait I'm gettin' ahead of myself

Right, extermination

I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year and it must be annoyin' to schlep all the way here

If they join you in Heaven that trip disappears

You can wave that chore farewell

Hhhh

It'll be a happy day in He-

Let me stop you right there

Save us all precious time

Oh

Okay

If what you're suggestin' is lettin' them climb

Up the ladder oh they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates

Well um

Sorry sweetie but there's no defyin' their fates

'Cos Hell is forever whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot

'Cos the rules are black and white

There's no use in tryin' to fight it

They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again

Okay but

Just try to chillax babe

You're wastin' your breath

Ha ha ha

Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death

Are they winners, are they sinners 'cos it's cut and dry

Well actually if you take a look

Fair is fair

An eye for an eye and

When all's said and done

There's the question of fun

And for those of us with divine ordainment extermination is entertainment

Bow now now now now

Guitar solo fuck yeah

Oh dah nah nah now now n-now

N-now-n-now

Oh my God

Hell is forever whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better now they boil in a pot

Where did all of you people come from

'Cos the rules are black and white

There's no use in tryin' to fight it

They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again

Fuckin' Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot so give up your dumb endeavor 'cos you don't have a shot

Long as I got your attention

I guess I should probably mention that we made the determination to move up the next extermination

What

Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts

I know it's just been a week but we'll be back in six months

Um wait didn't you

Duh duh oh ugh

Oh shit