Karaoké Hell's Greatest Dad Hazbin Hotel

Ha ha

Looks like you could use some help from the big boss of Hell himself

Check out daddy's glowin' reviews on Yelp

Oh with the punch of a pentagram

I wap bam boom alakazam

Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb but you get the family rate

Thanks dad

Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef

Michelin-tastin' menu

Free à la carte

I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref

Champagne fountains

Caviar mountains

That's just to start

Who has been here since day one

Who's been faithful as a nun

Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun

Your executive producer

I'm your guy, your day-to-day

Your chum, your steadfast hotelier

Remember when I fixed that clog today

I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond

You're like the child that I wish that I had

I care for you just like a daughter I spawned

It's a little funny you could almost call me dad

They say when you're lookin' for assistance it's smart to pick the path of least resistance

Others say that in your needy hour there's no substitute for pure angelic power

Who just happens to also be your blood

Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud

They say the family you choose is better

What a bunch of losers

Can you butt out of my song

Your song, I started this

Oh you tacky piece of

I'm singin' it, I'll finish it

It's me

Yes it's me

I know you were all waitin' for me

I'm here, what a gas

Took a while but I'm present at last

It's me

It's me

Mimzy

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