Karaoké Loser, Baby Hazbin Hotel

So things look bad and your back's against the wall

Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless

You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall

Can't face the world sober and dopeless

You've lost your way

You think your life is wrecked

Well let me just say you're correct

Wait what

You're a loser baby

A loser, goddamn baby

You're a fucked-up little whiny bitch

Hey

You're a loser just like me

Thanks asshole

You're a screws-loose boozer

An only one-star reviews-er

You're a power-bottom at rock bottom but you got company

This supposed to make me feel better

There was a time I thought that no one could relate to the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged

But lettin' walls down it can sometimes set you straight

We're all livin' in the same shit sandwich

I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak

Ha ha

And you think that makes you unique

Get outta here man

We're both losers baby

We're losers, it's okay to be a

Coked-up dick-suckin' ho

Baby that's fine by me

I'm a loser honey

A schmoozer and a dummy but at least I know I'm not alone

Just like me

You're a loser just like me

I got an appetite for gamblin'

I got an appetite for samplin' every drug and sex toy I can find

Go ahead baby sing that song

Come on

I got no holes left to deflower

I sold my soul to save my power

Now I'm on that demon's leash

I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour

I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour

You're a loser baby

A loser but just maybe if we eat shit together

Eat shit together things will end up differently things will end up differently

It's time to lose your self-loathin'

Excuse yourself, let hope in baby

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Play your card, be who you are

A loser just like

A loser just like me me