Karaoké Once We Get Up There Hazbin Hotel (Christian Borle, Joel Perez & Lilli Cooper)

It's not what Heaven is

It's what it could be

With new management in charge

Like you and you and me

Once we get up there and snag that angelic throne

Our unholy trinity could make their realm our own

We'll pack up all their piety and redecorate

Bet our tower would look powerful with pearlier gates

Once we get up there

Up to the promised land

A hundred billion souls await our every command

We're the biggest fish in Hell

How 'bout we upgrade the bowl

It's time for growth

Let's rule 'em both

Take total control

Think of all your dreams that could come true

Even the wet ones

Yeah those too

Imagine what it could enable

For my label

Yes

A heavenly host that bows to none but us

I can have hot new angel sluts

Tear off their wings and make 'em dresses

And what's best is

And what's best is

And what's best is

That dumb princess showed us the way

To make those haloed cabrónas pay

And once we're gods

I can't wait to say

To everyone who doubted me your doubting days are done

You'll be cornered, trapped and tortured

Then I'll end you just for fun

Once we get up there

The shining kingdom of God

No more petty squabbles with the dead as we stroll the golden promenade

What's an overlord to a deity

What's an overlord to a deity

What's an overlord to a deity

They ain't got a prayer

They ain't got a prayer

They ain't got a prayer

It'll be so nice in paradise

With a splash of vice they'll pay the price

We'll rule the sky from up on high

We'll rule the sky from up on high

Once I

We'll rule the sky from up on high

And I get up there

And I get up there get up there

Ha ha ha ooh hoo ooh

Wah ha ha ha ha ha

They're fucked