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That fucker's back

Yeah

I thought he was gone for good too

It's been seven years

You still pissed he almost beat you that time

Uh fuck you

Things have changed a lot

Just sayin' since he left town

That's for sure

I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha

Welcome home

I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone

Say hello to a new status quo

Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn

Turn the TV on

Camera speeds

Rollin' in three

Two

Top of the hour and we're discussin' a certain has-been

Who has been spotted cavortin' around town after a seven-year absence

Did anybody miss him

Did anybody notice

More on tonight's program

So the Radio Demon is back in town

Why is he hangin' around

What does that mean for your family

Well handily I've got good news

He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile but the demon is a coward

You can take that as gospel

Pullin' my viewers, impossible

I'm visual, he's barely audible

Stop givin' him the time of day

Don't listen to a word he'd say

I hope he had a nice vacay but he should've stayed away

While he hid in radio we've pivoted to video

Now his medium is gettin' bloody rare

Hell's been better since he split

Where's he been

Who gives a shit

Salutations

Good to be back on the air

Yes I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast

Sinners rejoice

Instead of a clout-chasin'

What a dated voice mediocre video podcast

Come on

Is Vox insecure, pursuin' allure

Flittin' between this fad and that

Is nothin' workin'

Ignore his chirpin'

Every day he's got a new format

You're lookin' at the future

He's the shit that comes before that

Is Vox as strong as he purports or is it based on his support

He'd be powerless without the other Vees

Oh please

And here's the sugar on the cream

He asked me to join his team

Hold on

I said no and now he's pissy

That's the tea

You old-timey prick

I'll show you sufferin'

Uh oh

The TV is bufferin'

I'll destroy you

I'm afraid you've lost your signal

Let's begin

I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone

Tune on in

When I'm done

Your status quo will know its race is run

Oh this will be fun

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha

Fu-u-uck