Karaoké Blue Heathers (musical)

Hey 'Ronica

Ew you got a left hand

Use it

Don't talk mean like that

You'll hurt their feelings

You make my balls so blue

You hurt them badly

You make my balls so blue

They're hangin' sadly

What did they do to you that you hate them so

Don't run from me

They're all beat up like a tacklin' dummy

They long for your embrace

They're warm like mittens

They'll curl up on your face and purr like kittens

You make my balls so blue

Just look at them glow

They're beggin' you

Don't make my balls so blue

Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh

Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh

Heather, Heather

Open the door

Oh no oh no no no

Open the door

Oh no oh no no no

You make my balls so blue

So please say Hello

Hoo ooh so blue

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh bow

Hold 'em

Enfold 'em

And never let go

Once you were geeky and nerdy

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh

But they knew you're dirty

You've set them on fire

Whatever you re quire they'll do

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

So take 'em home to meet your parents

Hoo ooh ooh

And a fancy collar

They'll wear a suit and tie

They'll sing a lullaby

Ooh ooh ooh

La la la la la

Please make these balls not blue

Hoo

Please make these balls not blue

Just for a while

Can't wait 'till later

My pants are rubbin'

Like a hot cheese grater like a hot cheese grater

Look, booze, drink

Thank you so much

They will protect you

Defend you

Respect you

Befriend you

Like Winnie-the-Pooh

Baby baby baby they're so blue

Winnie-the-Pooh

Ooh ooh ooh

My balls will work for you

They will obey ya

They will obey ya

They really need rescue like Princess Leia

Ooh ooh ooh

Like Princess Leia

Ooh ooh ooh

Baby you've gots to come through

Teach them to smile

You got no clue how much these two

You got no clue how much these two depend on you

Please help them through depend on you

Please help them through

My balls are in your court

You make them balls so blue

My balls are in your court

Yeah

You make my balls so blue

Wooh

You make them balls so blue

Ow you make my balls so blue

Good God

You shake them

You quake them

My balls

You make my balls so blue

You break

You make my balls so blue

You take them

You bake them

Lookit, lookit

Lookit, lookit

Christ sake

You make my balls so blue

You make my balls so blue

Please make their dreams come true

Please make their dreams come true and make these balls not blue and make these balls not blue

Yeah oh oh oh oh oh