Karaoké Lifeboat Heathers (musical)

I float in a boat on a raging black ocean

Low in the water with nowhere to go

The tiniest lifeboat with people I know

Cold, clammy and crowded

The people smell desperate

We'll sink any minute so someone must go

The tiniest lifeboat with people I know

Everyone's pushing

Everyone's fighting

Storms are approaching

There's nowhere to hide

If I say the wrong thing or I wear the wrong outfit

They'll throw me right over the side

I'm hugging my knees and the captain is pointing

Well who made her captain

Still the weakest must go

The tiniest lifeboat full of people I know

The tiniest lifeboat full of people I know