Karaoké You're Welcome Heathers (musical)

Aw you can't just leave

Not when you're dressed like that

Dressed like what

This is what I always wear

Yeah and it's torture

How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that

Dear Diary

Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car

I could climb that tree

I'd never get that far

They're a hundred pounds heavier

They have my keys

I'm a rat in a trap, correction

I'm the cheese

Hey there girl

Ignore this fool

He tries to play cool while he's dribblin' drool

Just tryin' to say in our friendly way that you've gotten hotter like every day ow

Hey there girl

Avoid this punk

He's hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk

There is no lie

That dog won't try when a tasty treat like you walks by 'cos

Once you were geeky and nerdy

Now you're flirty, freaky and dirty

You were nothin' and nobody but now you're good enough to get with me

Huh

You're welcome

Look where you are

You're welcome

You've won a football star

You're welcome

Baby what's that smell

That's the smell of me lovin' you well

You're welcome

Prrr poom puh tih kih

Puh pooh pooh pooh

Tss pum pooh pih tuh kah

Ah ah ooh ah

This is not a drill

This is not a bad dream

In a cow pasture no one can hear you scream

Never break their stare

Stay awake, stay aware

You're not in real danger 'till they grab your hair

Come back girl

Now don't play hurt

If you don't want me starin' why you wearin' that skirt

We can't be tamed and we can't be blamed

It's all your fault that we're inflamed

'Cos once you were grody and grotty

Now you've got a body like a Maserati

Stroke my fur

Make me purr

Hey you wanted to be popular

Hit me huh

You're welcome

Look where you are

You're welcome

Come get your football star

You're welcome

You've joined the pros

Once we squeeze you you'll stay squoze

You're welcome in my lap

Welcome on my knee

Well come on and get grabby in the grass with me

I got one last chance to save my ass

What was that move from my self-defense class

I'll steal your heart like a thief

Bring you sweet relief

Call me Wendy 'cos you never wonder Where's the beef

They're a powder keg so don't yell or beg

Stay friendly then gently accidentally sweep the leg

Ugh

Ah this mud stinks

Ugh

You're welcome

You're welcome

Back up fool you reek

Well you smell like a sewage leak

You're welcome

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Wait dude

I'm pretty sure

This ain't mud it's cow manure

You're welcome

You're welcome

Ah it's everywhere

Hold on it's in my hair

You're well

Hey girl

Now let's not dwell

Imma smell you can tell

I can still be lovin' you well

Swell

No I'll be lovin' her well

See you in Hell

No I'll be lovin' her well

No I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be lovin', lovin', lovin', lovin'

Lovin' her well

You're welcome

You're welcome

You're welcome

You're welcome

You're welcome