Karaoké Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me Hee Haw

Gloom, despair and agony on me

Deep, dark depression

Excessive misery

If it weren't for bad luck

I'd have no luck at all

Gloom, despair and agony on me

To have a weatherproof watch was Pat's desire and he was willin' to pay ten bucks or even higher

So he bought one that was waterproof

Wind and shock and rustproof too

Three days later the dang thing caught fire

Ha ha ha